In the year when movie theaters closed, performances were canceled, and human interaction was hard to come by (or impossible to escape), a year of sickness, uncertainty, outrage, anxiety, and unrest, who in possession of a TV didn’t turn it on for a little solace? Witness’s “As Seen on TV” issue asks questions about what draws us to the tube and how we see ourselves and the world through the fantasies flashing on screen. What otherwise unseen or overlooked realities, the pieces gathered here further ask, does TV bring into view? The tagline we take as our title, “As Seen on TV,” is a come-on, a lure of late-night infomercials, a reassurance that the thing you buy will bring the wonders of TV to you. The phrase “As Seen on TV” also has a retro ring to it in an era of streaming and Zoom life, when it’s possible to stare at a screen all day without ever taking a commercial break or stumbling on a public access channel.
The writers in this issue are alternately nostalgic for and disillusioned by TV’s promises. They vividly show how its images and storylines filter into life off-screen, providing imaginative frameworks for and a means to tune into even messier storylines and characters off camera. Whether you channel surf or binge read, whatever your preferred genre, you’ll find an array of TV dreams invented or startlingly re-envisioned here: sci fi, Western, foreign import, breaking news, reality programming, high school drama, yoga, crime, music video, gothic horror, celebrity talk show, political spin, suburban cinéma verité—they’re all included.
We also invite you to join us for some special programming: the winners of our 2021 Witness Literary Awards. Our judges for this third year of the awards were fiction writer Bonnie Chau and poet Sally Wen Mao, both 2020-2021 BMI Shearing Fellows, and essayist and memoirist Cinelle Barnes. We are grateful to these brilliant judges and delighted to share the stellar winning work they selected by Grace Spulak, Shabnam Bozzelli, Samantha Grenrock, Amber Adams, Clancy Tripp, and Keya Mitra.
We hope that, like us, you’ll find in these pages diversion, provocation, some joy, even some comfort, and writing that keeps you tuning in for more.
More Than Bright, Grace Spulak*
The Moving Finger Writes, Shabnam Bozzelli*
The Vertical Farm, Samantha Grenrock*
Liminal, Amber Adams
Smilemakers, Clancy Tripp
South on Sisters, Keya Mitra*
Hospice, Lance Larsen*
Channel Surfing, Samuel Piccone*
Signs of Rain, Maya James
GRID (13), Jaydn DeWald*
vacuum, Irene Cooper*
Rules of Gargantua, Haolun Xu*
Summer, Oak Morse*
Signal Transfer Malfunction, Collin Callahan
Foolish Notion, Jennifer Battisti*
Shooting Script, Brazen Jackson, Season One, Ep. 1, Celia Bland*
Letter to Galactus Ending On a Variation of a Line by Michael Ondaatje, Hari Alluri
Into the Air, Rob Benvie
The Mall, Kelsey Peterson*
Hot Yoga, Hayden Casey
Spin it Straight, Spin it True, Brett Biebel
Columbo, Brandon French
Via Amerigo Vespucci, Kathleen Heil
The Twelve Dancing Princes, and Me, Linda McMullen*
Paula Watt, Michelle Ross*
Waiting, Sumita Mukherji*
The Core Being Bends to Freedom, Alex Foster
A Woman in Trouble: My Life and Illnesses Filtered through Twin Peaks, Cynthia Gralla
Blockbuster, Lydia Paar
Backlit Hollywood, Kevin Wood
*A Witness Weekends read! You can find video postings of these selections read by their authors on our YouTube channel.
As Seen on TV Issue: Spring 2021