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American Humor – Vol. VII No. 2 (1993)


Doug Hagley



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Fiction

Ron Carlson, What We Wanted to Do
Mark O’Donnell, A Brownish Christmas
Clyde Edgerton, Tending Trees, Modern Methods, 1891, Mumford, Colorado
Molly Giles, Walking Tour: Rohnert Park
Albert Goldbarth, The Short Course in Humor
Steven Hartman, Buffalo Billy, Cochise the Eighth and the year of many things
Robin Hemley, The Employee’s Head / An Intruder
Richard Hill, The Old Man and the Park
Harold Jaffe, Drug Addict
Richard Krawiec, Maggots, Infidelity, and the Oyster Roast
Peter LaSalle, Found Fragment from the Log of the Ship Moby Dick
William Losinger, Angels of Love
Paul Milenski, Wood Eye, Wood Eye
Helen Norris, The Year of the Parrot
Derek Pell, Short Story of O Lolita, Over the Hill
George W. Sanders, The Wavemaker Falters
Eugene Stein, A Monetary History of Philip Miller
Marc Vincenti, Or What?
Daniel Wallace, The Story of a Hairy Man
Ed Weyhing, The Walk Will Do Them Good

Poetry

Paul Lake, Dead Poets Society
Edward Nobles, Sunday in the Park / Near Incident
Barbara Selfridge, The Napper
Mary Ann Waters, Poetry Workshop: The Extra-Large Muse
Susan Wheeler, Peanut Agglutinin / Framingham

Nonfiction

Heather Ross Miller, General MacArthur for Christmas
David Shields, Eight Essays

Photography

Mark Steinmetz, Knoxville

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